Where is Nunhead’s Nudist Colony? News of Nunhead 09 October 2012

12:01 AM Tuesday 9 October 2012 Nunhead Heights

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We cannot confirm that Turner Price short-lister Spartacus Chertwyn lives in a nudist colony in Nunhead, as reported by the Evening Standard.

No one has heard of a nudist colony in Nunhead.

Walking around Nunhead naked does not make you a nudist nor make Nunhead a nudist colony, according to the Southwark Magistrates Court.

Monday 11:30 AM, an armed man robbed the tanning salon on Evelina Road in Nunhead Village, as reported by Nunhead Sage twitter account. He sagely questioned why anyone with ‘a gun and criminal motivations would choose a tanning shop on a Monday morning.’ I might add ‘…and in Nunhead Village?’

The East London Line Overground (ELL) trains are coming to Queens Road Peckham, the nearest stop to Lower Nunhead, driving up house prices, according to Nunhead American Jeff Kuntz.

Houses in the increasing valuable Nunhead Heights don’t seem to be affected by the ELL. The Heights is equally far from four East London Stations: Peckham Rye, Queens Road Peckham, New Cross Gate and Honor Oak Park which is geographically impossible.

Word is afoot that there will be traffic calming measure on Athenlay Road and Merttins Road in Nunhead Heights. I assume it means taking away on-street parking. Everything the Councils do in London involves eliminating parking. This, of course, hurts local businesses and drives customers to the superstores.

And on that sour note…

Our special guest on Nunhead American Radio with Lewis Schaffer,the only radio show for Americans living in Nunhead, couldn’t make it tonight. Famous DJ and TV presenter Jimmy Savile called in dead.

Instead, and God Willing, our special guest tonight will be Sharon Bassey, the Nunhead Bee Lady, talking about honey bees. I will hope she talks about the need for forage.

With her will be Becky Allen, Nunhead American artist and frequent visitor to her show.

Also on-board will be the Dulwich Ukulele Club acting as our ‘house band’.

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